Sign the guestbook

Marty Boratin is an archeologist in Buffalo New York who held a side job for many years booking the local rock club Mohawk's. He no longer does the booking, but he he and his wife Susan still go out to most of the shows, and still put up the touring bands at their large house out in the country. There were plenty of comfortable beds and couches to go around and we woke up to a delicious breakfast of huevos rancheros. Marty keeps guestbooks for all the bands to sign, going back more than a decade. These were surreal to leaf through -- plenty of superstars have signed the book (Fugazi, the Goo Goo Dolls), there were sentimental favorites of mine (The Cocktails, Jack Logan) and page after page of bands I've never heard of (The Molly's, Stateside). Which begs the question: when some young band is leafing through Marty's old guestbooks in 2016 and stumble across the Dirty on Purpose entry (a picture that Joe drew of DJ as a unicorn, clutching a beer), which category will we fall into?